I have taken my art objects hostage. I demand ransom of their supposed retail value or they will face execution. The ability for the artist to survive and feed themselves lies almost exclusively in the hands of the collector. I call upon them now to assert their belief in the value of art objects as embodiments of the souls of artists and rescue these Art Refugees, or through inaction to allow them to perish, and consequently a piece of the artist dies with it. Through the transitive property of equality, the artist is only as valuable as their art work.The length of time available to rescue an art refugee is relative to its asserted retail value.
To directly rescue an art object, determine which are currently being held for ransom by following the artist on social media (Instagram, Twitter, Facebook), then donate the requisite financial amount to PayPal account firstname.lastname@example.org. In the case of multiple donations for the same refugee, the earliest time stamp will be accepted, all others will be refunded.
To negotiate the refugee’s release via other means, contact the warden via above social media channels.